If you think the guy above is slurping down a milk-shake, you’re wrong. Very, very wrong. He is
teaching his computer and a remote device to French kiss. Here’s the formula of kissing digitized:
I can see unlimited prospects for a new Cloud-based Kiss as a Service, where you select your Kiss based on profiles. Perhaps even sample them first. iTunes will sell them for 99cents, until Amazon comes along with the 69c price:-)
OK, back to Earth. This is not a prank, it’s serious study conducted by researchers at the University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo. How long will it take for them to get to Third Base? (there’s nothing a straw hooked to a PC can’t do…).
But by then. why bother… who needs feelings anyway? Let the machines make digital love to each other.