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By: Zoli Blog  09-12-2011

If you think the guy above is slurping down a milk-shake, you’re wrong.  Very, very wrong.   He is

French kissing

teaching his computer and a remote device to French kiss.    Here’s the formula of kissing digitized:

I can see unlimited prospects for a new Cloud-based Kiss as a Service, where you select your Kiss based on profiles.  Perhaps even sample them first.  iTunes will sell them for 99cents, until Amazon comes along with the 69c price:-)

OK, back to Earth. This is not a prank, it’s serious study conducted by researchers at the University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo.   How long will it take for them to get to Third Base?  (there’s nothing a straw hooked to a PC can’t do…).

But by then. why bother… who needs feelings anyway?  Let the machines make digital love to each other.


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