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michaelsplace.ca » Nonsense & Humor

Well not really dead, just doing other things. Although some may think I’m dead!! Got away to Cancun and had a terrific time – only  1 day that we couldn’t get roasted by the pool so that was good. Met some terrific people and had some decent food too. Although what kind of boggles me a [..]

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again… It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at 50,000 per [..]

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, “FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP  EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL”. NOW [..]

A young girl had been suffering from severe headaches and had tests run by her doctor. The doctor said, “I’m sorry miss, but you have a massive brain tumor.” The girl started crying and said to her mom, “I’m only 15 years old. I don’t want to die.” The doctor said, “Well this is modern [..]

’1′ Blaming your farts on me…. not funny… not funny at all !!! ————————————————– ’2′ Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG ————————————————– ’3′ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ————————————————– ’4′ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. [..]

TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA 1. Vancouver : 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 4. There’s always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 5. Weed. TOP [..]

A little levity for the day – a cute joke from my friend Cheryl…… Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did [..]

Well I was right about one thing – the ‘Cats did score 27 points. In my previous post I said: -Printers has to come up big. -The O’line has to give some protection. They can’t handle the blitz. -Where’s Brent Johnson this year. We need to get some pressure on Glenn from the front 4. [..]

What a year! Up and down, players in and out and quarterbacks that can’t stay healthy. I wasn’t a Printers fan when he was here the first time. Yeah – he got results but I thought there was lots of luck involved. It seemed every big play was a result of a breakdown, a scramble [..]

No it’s not what you are probably thinking! We were in Beijing and the island of Koh Samui, Thailand during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Massage is a cultural staple over there and you can’t walk 2 blocks in Beijing without seeing a sign inviting you in for a massage. Massage has been popular in China [..]

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