Sure, I’ll fix your printer. But first, why are you still using paper?
I get that you want a website. I just don’t know who you want to visit your website, or what you want to put on it.
I could refurbish your five-year-old computer for you, but don’t you think you’d be better served with a new one? For the money you’ll spend to beef your old one up, you could buy something twice as powerful, and it would be new.
Yes, I can train you how to use a specific application. Perhaps we should start with seeing how much you know about using your operating system. Trust me. It’ll be worth it.
No, ABC123 is NOT a good password. And if you’ve got my e-mail or website addresses in your contacts, I really have a vested interest in helping you understand about security and take action to protect your digital assets.